Sunday, June 10, 2007

Paying Tribute



I think I've waited long enough. It's time to honor Josh Simmons. I mean I've really done him wrong by attacking his most noble of efforts to fight for the students, he's a true asset to them. So now I ask all of you, to please give me as much information as you can on him, anything you can think of, because I would like to truly honor him. I do have a few things in my files, but no where near enough.

I want to honor him in such a way that he will remember this tribute and hold near and dear to his heart. I think many of us just take, take, take and very seldom do we pause and recognize the hardest workers amongst us. Sometimes there's a man and I'm talkin about the Dude here, he's the man for his time and place, he fits right in there.

As always, if you want to contribute anything and you don't want your name attached to it, I will respect that. Like if, I don't know, you were starving one day, your stomach was growling, and you doubled over in aching pain and you wanted a plateful of green, non-Board-of-Health-supervised, Hare Krishna food and all you had was $.75 in your pocket and along passed JOSH and reached into his pocket and gave you TWENTY DOLLARS! and when you said "I'll pay you back," he wouldn't let you finish and just said, "no sweat, that's what friends are for," and walked away, which I'm sure he does often. So no, in that case if you didn't want to give your name b/c you didn't want people thinking you were a broke bum, I'd totally understand, so no worries.

Please....let the information flow. Our piece will go up in five days. Thank You to all of you, but most especially, thank you to Josh for all of his invaluable service to the students. He is a great man. And for any of you that think this is going to be a time to bash my critic, your wrong, it will be a tribute.

31 comments:

Virgil said...

But...but...but what if my parents see this? I'll be ruined! =-O

Anonymous said...

Josh saved me from a burning building, and then went back in to rescue my precious bunny.

Anonymous said...

4:14, did he save your pussy too? I know he likes Bun-Bun but I hear he likes new, not used, things.

Virgil said...

Man, if 4:20 doesn't sum up what a joke this blog has become, then I don't think anyone can.

Anonymous said...

Hit too close to home? Aimee should sign her name next time.

Anonymous said...

What has Josh done as a student leader, can I see a resume or something?

Anonymous said...

Josh does his best to grope girls (and boys) when he's sloppy drunk.

Anonymous said...

I think I threw up a little...

Anonymous said...

He did more than grope the Concerned Citizen blogger. He lost his virginity to her.

Anonymous said...

9:15: Sam is a male.

Anonymous said...

And Concerned Citizen is Caitlin. Attila the Gator is Sam.

Christian Duque said...

Really? I always thought CC was Nikki Grant. Go figure. :oO

p.s.
Also let me again clarify, I want nice things about Josh sent to me. A couple of the emails I've received are quite, shall we say off-color. One in particular is way TMI, I really didn't want to know that. TY.

Anonymous said...

12:44: Caitlin, without a miracle bra, is built like a man.

Anonymous said...

Gator Girls are hotter than you indies

Anonymous said...

I was in the Indie camp, and the last poster is right. THe Gator girls are really effing hot.

Anonymous said...

Ya, you tell it like it is brother.

LJ is soooooo much hotter than Eve RIzzo.

Anonymous said...

that was the only one, I mean, unless you think Liz Stinson is hot....then more power to you

Anonymous said...

Eve was greek first!

Anonymous said...

We also have Agrusa.

Anonymous said...

I was just told by a friend that he is a male. My mistake.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know how old Kirschs bulldog is? You know, the one without a real nose? I think he calls him Patrony or something?

Anonymous said...

Ha. Everyone was drunk at Swamp celebrating the LSATs and now they're home and bored and drunkblogging. Yours truly included.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone see what Lacey wore tonight? I barely noticed her nose.

Anonymous said...

Could be worse, you could look like a Muppet, like Josh... And come to think of it, he kinda walks and talks like one too...

Anonymous said...

he's also soft like a muppet... if you catch my drift

Anonymous said...

TMI TMI but thats only because he only gets that far if he and the female are both wasted.

Anonymous said...

josh is no muppet! muppets are cute and funny and people like them!!!

Christian Duque said...

I am floored by the level of commentary here. In an odd way, I've always wanted to run a British-style rumor rag.

With all the crap I'm getting on Josh. Some very weird notes. But I won't, this is a SERIOUS blog.

"Call me ____." "Yeah, call me ____."

:o)

Anonymous said...

Oooh... tomorrow's the big day!

Anonymous said...

Josh is such a smoking fish.

Anonymous said...

2:52: Is that the day you have a growth spurt Kim?