Neither party has candidate profiles, although Orange & Blue has gone the extra distance to make hyperlinks - that lead to another page with the candidates name in larger font. If I were one of those candidates I'd tell all my friends and family about...but really.
GaYtor's page offers a lovely form letter by its powerless, figurehead president. It doesn't say much, but he gets to sign it. You can really tell Ryan Day has moved on, GaYtor's page looks like it was made by a Xanax abuser with Down Syndrome.
Seriously, I'm not advocating a return to Action'esque pages, but both parties have pages that look like they were made in cold-war-era East Germany. Talk about snoozers!
Orange & Blue's page openly challenges GaYtor's cheesy platform and speaks to its advances in chambers and on the campaign trail.
We're dealing with two different parties. One that's bold, hungry, & united - and - another that's broken, dying, & fledgling. Although you wouldn't know it from looking at these websites, lol.
1. Pants used YouTube; O&B could use YouTube.
2. Make a Page explaining What Gator has not done since Spring.
3. Online Voting
4. The Tasering (which is still news out there)
5. A whole page on the Conduct Rules issue, with quotes, photos, live audio
Just basic shit. Both party' pages seem to look like blogs. That's boring! You're not blogs, you're political parties.
12 comments:
Homophobia is so '90s, Duque.
durhhhh
"You can really tell Ryan Day has moved on, GaYtor's page looks like it was made by a Xanax abuser with Down Syndrome."
TITCR
Bondage unicorn approves of Gator's page.
Anon 12:37PM spends too much time on law school admissions boards. Not good enough for five pounds, but I'll take 3.
Bondage Unicorn WOULD approve, if Bondage Unicorn wasn't full of holes and bound to a vehicle of death...
Lose the homophobia Duque, it's worse on you than a dress.
It's not homophobia. Scroll back to 2007, 2006, and 2005. The context of the term GaYtor has nothing to do with homophobia.
I realize that in an atmosphere of extemist political correctness, everyone runs to trigger words and wants to feel like an "activist," but you needn't worry, The Red Gator is not a homophobe...we leave that depravity to our good friends over at the GOP.
3:08: LAWL, I GIVE YOU A 180!
Why are there O&B people at Phi Tau?
There are Orange and Blue people EVERYWHERE, be scared.
The maker of Gator's page may be on Xanax, but 12:37 and 7:44 are on LSD.
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